Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials is a platform game mixing action, adventure, puzzles and a good dose of self-mockery. Explore hundreds of rooms, battle huge bosses, make new allies and use the powers of the Pip Bat to escape the dark abyss.

*Blame* ...That? It's the sound you made as you picked yourself up headfirst from the floor of an abyss filled with monsters, traps and other untold secrets. But that's okay, Barbarian, because your best friend Pip, a mysteriously luminous bat, is with you. By joining forces, you'll be able to solve the riddles of the abyss, fight its hungry inhabitants, uncover the secret reason for its existence, and maybe (just maybe, huh) escape with the secrets of the Primevals.

Key points

Gain skills for your barbarian and elemental powers for Pip, the (magical) bat!

A metroidvania with an emphasis on storytelling, multiple dialogue choices, and sassy humor.

Big numbers! Over 400 rooms, at least 20 hours of upgradable gameplay, over 10 bosses, 60 minutes of music, and nearly 30,000 words a barbarian would never tire of reading!

Various puzzles.

RPG elements with mini-games during level-ups.

Probably contains more fruit throws than any other game.

Companions ready to join you in your quest and help you in battle.

Several possible endings depending on your choices and actions.

The thrown fruits are NOT wasted, they are eaten by the bat (which is magic).

A ton of secrets and treasures hidden around every corner.

A (magical) bat with no less than FIVE different sound effects.

Less repetitive jokes than in this description.